10. Breast implants are very popular on Gor

9. A person from Earth who lands on Gor, and who has no experience with a sword, can instantly kick the ass of 5 or 6 Gorean warriors who have had a lifetime of training.

8. When bad writing leads to a bad script, and is brought to life by bad actors, a synchronicity develops

7. Synchronicity is not the same thing as "good entertainment"

6. Gorean swords are actually made of cheap plastic wrapped up with tin foil

5. Dwarf tossing is a big thing in the taverns

4. Pleasure slaves stay dressed all of the time and never show titty (and boy did I ever look and wait for them:P)

3. Men from Earth with anger management issues are taken on as leaders instantly when they go to Gor

2. The tavern dances all look suspiciously like re-runs of the show "Solid Gold"

1. Reading a Gor book isnt the least entertaining thing you can do during a free evening


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